Mom Brain Soap

Mom Brain Soap

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Phone in the fridge again. I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.
Smells like forgetting your own name. Relax. You'll be back to normal in about 18 years. 
  • Soggy Cheerios Scented
  • Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.
  • Net Weight: Approximately 6 oz
  • Made in the USA
  • Note: Because all soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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